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Wear it with pride (and a healthy dose of British sarcasm).\n\nProduct Features:\nOEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for safer textiles\n80% ring-spun cotton \/ 20% polyester medium-heavy fleece (varies by color)\n2-piece jersey-lined hood and pouch pocket for warmth and storage\nDropped shoulders and classic fit for a relaxed silhouette\nMade in FLA and WRAP-certified facilities; tear-away label\n\nCare Instructions:\nMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\nNon-chlorine: bleach as needed\nTumble dry: low heat\nIron, steam or dry: low heat\nDo not dryclean.\n\nLimited stock. Once these sell out, Starmer will probably ban them anyway. 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