Tea Biscuits and a Stiff Upper Lip Tote Bag | Funny British Bulldog Tote | UK Humour Gift | Union Jack Canvas Bag | Patriotic Banter Bag
One size / White
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Feeling fragile? Stuff it. Literally!
This tote bag is for the true Brit who handles emotional meltdowns with a biscuit and a borderline unhealthy amount of PG Tips. Featuring the phrase “Tea, biscuits and a stiff upper lip – ’cos crying is for the French”, and decked out with Union Jacks, a classic British bulldog, and the spirit of passive aggression, this is peak patriotic sass.
Perfect for:
Trips to the shop for milk (and wine).
Passive-aggressively storming out of a meeting.
Carrying the emotional baggage you're not talking about.
This bag doesn’t just talk the talk – it carries the crap too. Built with sturdy 100% cotton, reinforced stitching, and shoulder-friendly handles, it’s the Queen's English of tote bags: proper, polite, and made to last.
🫖 Product Features (a.k.a. Why You'll Love It):
Made from 100% natural cotton – feels softer than your ex’s excuses
Lightweight but surprisingly strong – like you, post-break-up
Long, comfy shoulder handles (no weird digging-in nonsense)
Reinforced stitching so it won’t betray you like the French in 1940
Printed with safe, REACH-certified inks (eco and sass approved)
📏 Size Info:
One size fits all your issues: 46.5cm x 42cm (18.3” x 16.5”)
White handles to match your stoic exterior.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (30°C max)
Do not bleach, iron, or tumble dry
A little soap does the trick.
Tea Biscuits and a Stiff Upper Lip Tote Bag | Funny British Bulldog Tote | UK Humour Gift | Union Jack Canvas Bag | Patriotic Banter Bag
£26.99
Sale price
£26.99
Regular price